"Poodle as the chief negotiator..."
"Sounds good in one respect!"
"What?"
"He brokered the deal in Northern Ireland."
"Right and that conflict was considerably older than the Palestinian-Israeli conflict; however there was one major difference."
"Each conflict is unique in a sense so..."
"But this is a major difference."
"You mean that was sectarian conflict and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is one of religion, displacement, dispossession, dis..."
"Stop with all the dises..."
"Dises?"
"Well displacement, dispossession..."
"Ah, I get it."
"I believe Poodle should from henceforth be referred to as the Disman."
"Good idea but there is another difference between the two conflicts."
"What?"
"The Northern Ireland peace process was started by Poodle's predecessor, he just got on the bandwagon."
"Surely he can do that in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as well."
"Nope. There is no peace process ongoing. Never was, not in earnest, that is."
"Besides, don't forget Iraq though it's not only Iraq, it is also what Poodle allowed to happen during the Israeli-Hezbollah war."
"Allowing US planes delivering cluster bombs to Israel to refuel on English soil."
"Sick. The guy has the blood of many Muslims on his hands."
"He also has the blood of hundreds of Christians on his hands."
"Right, the troops he has sent to war in Iraq."
"But you know the irony. The Muslims will accept. Abbas's Information Minister has already indicated acceptance and..."
"They have no guts and no clout. All the oil in the world and not a spine amongst them."