Please take 'em to Hollywood

26 Sep, 2010

This refers to a September 19 news item that popular Hollywood actress and a UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie has recommended our tinselly attired Prime Minister Gilani to a stint in the tinsel town of Hollywood. Gilani, with raw acting talent, to his credit, has a two-and-a-half years' apprentice training at the Islamabad Academy of Acting and Performing Arts, playing the role of a clueless prime minister, and heading a chaotic dispensation.
In about the next two-and-a-half years, according to the spokesperson of the accredited faculty, Gilani as a dedicated aspiring actor, is likely to graduate with straight "As" as an accomplished actor, ready to play the lead role in the proposed remake of yesteryears' popular comedy film, "Cindefella" which had Jerry Lewis in the lead.
Gilani, could also find numerous assignments in the upcoming, song and dance, Bollywood movies, in the short, but lucrative roles of an "Item boy" playing to the theme based signature tune of the movie. As a movie - buff, I believe that there are huge prospects for Zardari too, both in Hollywood and Bollywood. If there is a remake of another Hollywood blockbuster, "Godfather," Zardari would be a perfect and ideal choice to play the lead role.
I can assure that the original hero of this movie, Marlon Brando, will rise from his grave to cheer and applaud Zardari for his most natural and impeccable performance of the role of Godfather. Jolie should consider promoting the Gilani-Zardari talented duo in Hollywood. Let this be Pakistan's contribution to Hollywood!

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