PARTLY FACETIOUS: Veena has no access to Lok Sabha

17 Feb, 2012

"Veena Malik is our Mata Hari, or so alleges an imam in India who has taken his contention to a court of law."
"Perhaps he was taking the ISI written on her arm in the by now infamous photograph as proof positive that she is an ISI agent."
"Perhaps, but mind if she is willing to be recruited the ISI should recruit her."
"The ISI doesn't need her."
"Hey, if you recall Rehman Malik accused the Indians of fuelling unrest in Balochistan and the Prime Minister in Sharm-el Sheikh, couple of years ago also mentioned this to the Indian Premier but when Manmohan asked for proof there was quiet from our side."
"Well, in Pakistani politicians don't think it is necessary to provide proof after leveling an accusation."
"Don't be facetious. You can't do that while dealing with foreign governments."
"Did someone tell Rehman Malik that!"
"You should join hands with Zulfiqar Mirza, he dislikes Rehman Malik a lot as well."
"I have yet to find any one, including Zardis who actually like RM. Anyway my contention is that if ISI recruits Veena Malik then it may have a better chance of getting information."
"Veena Malik does not have access to the Lok Sabha."
"Ah yes, but if she tried she would have easier access than say an ISI operative."
"I guess, I would agree with that."
"You know we could have a Mata Hari but we certainly do have a Donald Trump."
"Who is Trump?"
"A real estate tycoon in the US who has influence over some Republican politicians - see he is very wealthy and that remains an attraction for politicians."
"Just don't mention Trump in front of the Leader of the Opposition in the National Assembly."
"Ah yes, bad blood there I hear not because of the Zardis but because of his own party leadership."

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