"I simply do not understand this."
"If you are referring to the contempt of court notice to Imran Khan and not to others who were equally voluble against the judiciary let me remind you that Imran accused the judiciary of complicity with the Election Commission to rig the presidential elections while the PPP and its partner in good times and bad, ANP, focused on the failure of the court to listen to other interested parties in the case and to wrap up the case in one day."
"So contempt in both cases, but one was within the legal parameters however I disagree with you with respect to ANP being a PPP's partner in good times and bad - the fact is that the two parties had the good times together and bad times together if you know what I mean. But that is not what I meant when I said that I simply did not understand it."
"Let me take another guess - the fact that Fakhruddin G Ebrahim resigned now instead of earlier and..."
"Hey, let the guy go in peace."
"I thought we Pakistanis only did that to those who died... rest in peace."
"Don't be facetious anyway what I was referring to was a statement by Jemima, the former wife of Imran Khan, that Princess Diana wanted to know how hard it was to live in Pakistan."
"You know the British government is doing a lot to promote education in Pakistan but I don't think it is doing enough to promote it in their own country."
"What do you mean?"
"A large portion of our elite has dual nationality and wants out of the country - the political elite stays out of the country when not in power. And I would like to mention recent data that indicates Pakistanis invested over 800 million dollars in real estate in the Gulf in the last six months..."
"An example set by the leadership of more than one political party."
"Thank God, you have finally learned discretion. But anyway here are wealthy Pakistanis leaving the country in hordes together with their cash and here are two British wealthy women wanting to live in Pakistan? Not enough education I say."
"Don't be facetious."