Partly Facetious: Third time lucky or third day lucky?

17 Aug, 2016

"So third day lucky."
"I heard of third time lucky not third day lucky."
"Same principle."
"I suppose you are referring to the agreements during the high-level meeting third day running, chaired by the Prime Minister and attended by the civilian foreign affairs team and the establishment's foreign affairs team and the..."
"What do mean civilian and establishment foreign affairs team?"
"Well, the civilian team included the Prime Minister, his two advisors notably Sartaj Aziz and Fatemi and..."
"Does he need two advisors for that ministry?"
"I reckon he doesn't even need one because most of the decisions with respect to relations with key countries are taken by the establishment's foreign affairs teams but the two men with the responsibility to advise the prime minister were very carefully chosen..."
"I guess, because they are competent and responsible for a portfolio that is very important what with the ongoing war on terror and its funding and..."
"You are delusional. When I said Mian sahib carefully chose Aziz and Fatemi I was referring to the fact that the selection was a reflection of Mian sahib's long term policy of selections - get two who don't like each other and thereby divide and rule...."
"Hmmm, then there is the example of Chaudhry Nisar and Khwaja Asif - I can't understand what he finds in Khwaja Asif who has two portfolios and doesn't control even one."
"That's true for most of the cabinet but speaking of Khawaja Asif the man is useful, he can badmouth others like no one else - I mean Talal Chaudhry and Danial Aziz eat your heart out."
"Why then is he not attached to the First Daughter?"
"All in good time my friend, all in good time. Anyway there was an agreement on the third day to set up a monitoring NAP committee to be headed by Janjua and..."
"And do you recall what happened on the fourth day as per Genesis. God created day and night."
"And stars, don't forget the stars, but there was no meeting on the fourth day and you should recall that on the third day God created vegetation/food..."
"Ah that is certainly the natural stop for Mian sahib."

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