"The Khan accused yet again, this time the Junior Sharif and..."
"Stop right there. I would have you know that Shahbaz Sharif is no longer the Junior Sharif, there are more Junior Sharifs on the party's road map so just like your leader Imran Khan get your facts straight..."
"OK, so how would you refer to Shahbaz Sharif?"
"I would refer to him as SSS and before you ask me disrespectfully whether the reference is to Hitler's SSS let me tell you that it stands for Second Son Sharif... and wait, wait, I would also like to mention two reports with respect to our Triple S: he refused to take the money he inherited in any country other than Pakistan and second he has not been linked to receiving any commission this time around though I grant you that he needs to prioritize funds."
"But the Khan has accused him as he did others in the past and..."
"And I would like the Khan to come up with his source."
"Can I tell you a secret?"
"Sure but secrets in this country are placed in a sieve if you know what I mean? For example we have whistle blowers and its extreme form affidavit givers and feeders of information and..."
"Precisely and it is these feeders that give the Khan the information but not the accompanying documents."
"Feeders as in ministers or feeders as in intelligence agencies or feeders as in..."
"That's for me to know and you to find out."
"I see so the 30 punctures story...."
"Was fed to the Khan but the recording was not given to him besides could you leave the guy who shall remain nameless alone he is rather busy deciding whether push-ups by the cricket team is a tribute to the army training or a tribute to the PCB in general and himself in particular..."
"How can it be a tribute to the man who shall remain nameless? He is a rotund man, not physically fit and..."
"Hey it's the mental fitness that is important and I would urge Mina sahib to appoint him as his media advisor, he will..."
"Nope that's occupied by a family member."
"How about Nadra Chairman? That dratted man is taking decisions contrary to what the government would like and..."
"Already taken care of - the muzzling decision..."
"How about..."
"Let him be where he is, I mean our cricket team is not yet completely vanquished - to bring it to the level of the hockey team give him some more time."
"Don't be facetious."