"Taunting the judge who is hearing your case and yet to deliver his/her verdict isn't a good idea."
"Who said that?"
"A guy on a foreign news agency with respect to the TTT."
"TTT?"
"Trump Taunting Tweets."
"Ah yes, indeed."
"And need I add I hope you have learnt to understand and respect your prime minister now."
"I guess. My thesis is: it took a Trump in the White House for Pakistanis to understand Mian sahib."
"Yes and the two men have a lot in common. The most important commonality: they both love hair."
"But after his triple bypass, Mian sahib's focus has yet to turn to matters hairy..."
"Don't be facetious; anyway another commonality between the two men is that both are extremely wealthy businessmen..."
"Not true: in Mian sahib's case a generation, his own generation, missed out on making money (his children and father made the money) while in Trump's case he made the money, or rather multiplied his dad's money or such is one narrative."
"Don't be facetious. The only major difference you need to focus on is that Trump made his money while out of government and Mian sahib's family made money while in government."
"When will you stop being so political?"
"When pigs learn to fly..."
"I see one pig flying right past your window..."
"Oh shush!"