"He delivered a hat-trick!"
"If you are referring to the number of cricketers accused of dealing with brokers in spite of the fact that three national cricketers had bans imposed on them for the same activity for many years and..."
"Well, the Man Who Shall Remain Nameless has imposed a one year ban on one of those accused, so Chaudhry Nisar eat your heart out...the punishment has been meted out by one close to Mian sahib and sadly you have been trumped by a non-Nawala or shall I say a non-stick Nawala."
"Don't be facetious"
"Anyway that was not the man I was referring to when I said he has delivered a hat trick."
"Were you referring to Mian sahib's three trips to Sindh recently no doubt to undermine the Bhutto Zardaris..."
"Hey, don't forget Mian sahib went to MQM strongholds and he visited the Shirazi stronghold - an electable, irrespective of whichever party he decides to join. But no that is not the hat trick I was referring to either. My friend the hat trick was by Latif Khosa."
"I get it, because he has three spouses according to Wikipedia."
"Nope, that's personal matter; Khosa delivered a hat trick as he won three cases recently - Ayyan Ali, Sharjeel Memon and Dr Asim Hussain."
"Hmm, within a matter of weeks... so what happened?"
"I will just make one statement and no more on this subject... our prosecution system is extremely weak, the reason for setting up military courts, though not much was done during the two years past to strengthen our courts, and good lawyers simply do not like to join the prosecution as there is no money."
"Becoming the Attorney General is a coveted post, wasn't Khosa sahib the AG during the PPP tenure and was fired by Gilani sahib due to serious allegations by jiyalas and Zardis and then he was made advisor to the prime minister on information technology and viola! Gilani struck again and then Zaradri sahib gave him the governorship of Punjab."
"But you can't deny he delivered a hat trick?"
"I give up!"