"So the Man Who Shall Remain Nameless was jostled and heckled in London."
"Yes, he claims they were Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) supporters."
"How did he know they were PTI supporters?"
"Unlike the Nawalas, they were young enough to have their own hair..."
"Don't be facetious. This is serious. I mean attacking him in London is different from..."
"From what? Attacking him here! I mean for Pete's sake, the Nawalas have more attack guards than any other party these days..."
"How can you possibly say that? Where is your proof?"
"The proof dear sir is in the pudding, even the man with a Hitler moustache but with a face and need I add mannerisms reminiscent of Charlie Chaplin holding a position that should have disabled him from being partisan is attacking the Khan..."
"Oye, behave yourself... he is the only Sadiq (honest) man in your parliament..."
"Don't be facetious - sadiq is defined in the constitution not as a name but as the character of a person."
"I think it's all in the name... Fakhar (to be proud or make others proud of him) Zaman of the Pakistan cricket team made Pakistan proud, then there are the Sharifs, not street smart and let's be honest, if they were street smart their handling of the Panama Papers and the JIT and the Supreme Court would have been different..."
"You are being too facetious, anyway by accusing those who attacked him as PTI supporters the Man Who Shall Remain Nameless may have been subconsciously or perhaps consciously overstating his political credentials...."
"Whatever he does, he does consciously so his status is as high as that of an Approver - but he was definitely overstating! He has no political credentials..."
"I am not so sure - yes he won't be able to get elected from any part of the country but hey in this country there are back door channels if the right man or woman supports you - there is membership of the Senate, there are the caretaker positions, then there is the Pakistan Cricket Board, besides the Man Who Shall Remain Nameless can smell these PTI supporters - a Nawala smells of roses but a PTI supporter of sweat and blood..."
"Couldn't the crowd have just been angry at his appalling performance and his use of PCB funds and..."
"Didn't you know only the PTI hates him - all PML-N loyalists love him."
"And that statement is the pudding I referred to earlier - too sweet, too yellow and..."
"Hush, our Charlie Chaplin is listening, and I am in no mood for levity."