"I would suggest to our politicians that they need to distinguish between which court to invoke for what purpose: you go to the People's court prior to elections and you go to a court of law when you are accused of corruption, money laundering...."
"I knew you were a Khanzadeh but thought you were more subtle, not so obvious about your bias..."
"Why ever do you say that?"
"Because you should have added sending inappropriate texts to lady parliamentarians."
"Where? In the Peoples court or the court of law?"
"Court of.....hmmmm... that's a tricky question....if I say Peoples court you will say the two sides are already in the Peoples' court and if I say court of law then if Gulalai can prove her case, the court of law will not disqualify The Khan but would simply direct him not to send any more texts, not to come near her I guess and stipulate some distance...."
"There is a third court of law in the Khan's case....the court led by parliament where 13 members would be Nawalas led by M&M..."
"M&M as in the chocolate? The US M&M advert is: melts in your mouth not in your hand."
"I meant Marvi Memon, and I am not sure what her melting point is...and before you accuse me of bias let me add that we all have our melting points: mine is on the last day of each month when I am strapped for cash.... "
"Ha ha ha, anyway we have talked of the Nawalas and the Khanzadehs but I was wondering what happened to the Zardis?"
"The Zardis continue to proactively defend Asif Ali Zardari..."
"By that definition Bilawal Bhutto Zardari is a Zardi! I like the guy but he is old enough to know that defending his father is not going to win him votes, I am not suggesting he attack his father but just keep quiet....Oh and why did you say directly?"
"Because then they indirectly defend The First Sister, Faryal Talpur."
"Hey Zardari sahib does not have a government in the centre so there is no First Sister. Right now I am not sure we even have a First Brother anymore, just a Chief Minister..."
"Now do you know why Nawaz Sharif is where he is and Shahbaz Sharif remains where he is."
"Reminds me of the Prince of Wales, who has occupied that position for what around 69 years."
"By that count Shahbaz Sharif has another what? 20 years to go?"
"Don't be facetious."