"The visionary hath spoken."
"I would recommend that you think before you say anything. Maryam Nawaz is the heir apparent and as long as her dad is there to back her she will remain the First Daughter wielding considerable resources of the party and by resources I mean the Gullu Butts who would make mince meat out of you in a minute..."
"What do you take me for? I am as much a coward as the next man and these Nawalas (food bites) or Nawaz Sharif's Gullu Butts are a force to reckon with - they have attacked Khanzadehs and allegedly killed some and I am not sure what happened to the court cases, but I don't think any of them was convicted..."
"You sound just like Maryam Nawaz's media team - you go on and on and on and..."
"I wish! All members of the media team are now federal ministers though you know I haven't heard or seen Danyal Aziz since...why since he was made a Full minister."
"In the English language Full is not in capitals."
"For DA it is."
"Don't be facetious, anyway when I said the visionary hath spoken I wasn't referring to the First Daughter and her campaign on her mum's behalf...."
"But truthfully, don't you think that all our leaders are delusional as are their offspring. I mean Bilawal's, and Maryam's and let's not forget the Khan's assessment of who the public would vote for shows a biased assessment bordering on delusion and..."
"Why does Bilawal refer to the Khan as chacha (father's younger brother) because to the best of my knowledge his father is younger than the Khan in years and in number of votes and in ..."
"I guess he reckons referring to him as mamoon (mother's brother) would give him a status as a Bhutto which is still the PPP's vote bank and he is younger than his dad in politics."
"Smart lad! But anyway when I said the visionary hath spoken I was referring to our Interior Minister who, God bless him, is a visionary indeed: remember his vision 2025 and I hear if the party is re-elected he has a vision 2060..."
"Surely a visionary should not be given the portfolio of Interior."
"Only a visionary could give such a portfolio to another visionary."
"Careful, you mean another lesser visionary! Anyway Iqbal reckons Mian sahib's disqualification lost the country 14 billion dollars..."
"Dollars or rupees?"
"Dollars, our leaders don't talk in rupees."
"I thought the economic corridor with China was proceeding as planned and all other projects as well and..."
"The stock market crashed though it has recovered by now."
"Hmmm."