Partly Facetious: She is Imran's spiritual guide

27 Apr, 2018

"I thought visionaries don't get angry."
"That's Sufis, they don't get angry..."
"The Khan gets angry!"
"He has never claimed to be a sufi, he just has a spiritual relationship with his third wife, besides I don't think his wife claims to be a sufi either - she is referred to as a pirni."
"According to Wikipedia a peer is a sufi master or spiritual guide..."
"She is his spiritual guide."
"And his marital partner which is not a spiritual relationship."
"That's a balancing act and the world revolves around balance I would have you know. Besides what have you been up to lately? Spending time with the Khan's second wife who if you want to talk in political terms was an interim wife, easily forgettable and..."
"Interim as in caretaker?"
"Yes as the Khan believes in elections and democracy."
"Don't be facetious anyway so the third wife's tenure..."
"Oh shush, now you don't be facetious. Anyway the Visionary is not the Khan but Ahsan Iqbal who got really angry at the Chief Justice for his alleged involvement in selecting the Vice Chancellor of the..."
"Yes I know he said put up or shut up to the Chief Justice."
"OK, but those were not the words used though the words used expressed that sentiment."
"He said the Vice Chancellor had a degree from Cambridge University."
"OK, but did she have a graduate or post graduate degree from there because a Vice Chancellor must be a PhD, right?"
"I don't know, but if she meets the criteria for the post on merit, qualifications and experience, the Chief Justice would have to eat humble pie."
"And if not?"
"Then too it would be difficult to prove that Ahsan Iqbal had anything to do with the appointment if you know what I mean."
"Ah yes, because he is not the appointing authority as per the rules."
"Indeed."

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