"As you said yesterday being the head of government is not an entry level job."
"I didn't say that, Mike Bloomberg said that about Trump, I said that in our country head of government is an entry level job and that explains why we are at the stage we are at."
"So what about The Others?"
"Which Others? Look at the country's history and you and I both know that there are no others. The decisionmaker is one individual - man or woman - and that's the end of it."
"But the Supreme Court's verdict states that decisions must be made by the cabinet and not just one individual."
"Yes the court did pass that judgment but the cabinet, your Others, simple rubber stamp what the chair says. That happened during the tenure of the Big Two Clans (BTC), the status quo parties, and sadly it is happening now...."
"But the public trusts The Khan not his team so he comes forward on all matters."
"I too trust The Khan but I do not trust his judgment and his access to the complete picture, the truth as it were so help him God."
"What are you referring to?"
"The Khan said that The Buzz does not use protocol. Perhaps The Khan should set aside a couple of hours for watching television because I have seen The Buzz being accompanied by 20 plus cars...."
"Minor infraction I say, The Khan said The Buzz would never engage in corruption..."
"I am sorry but I don't agree with The Khan. If you do not give someone the means to amass ill begotten wealth then you cannot state with any certainty that he or she will not be tempted...."
"The Khan knows, he has spiritual guidance 24/7 but I hear you. The Buzz does not have the means available to engage in corruption yet! But he does have the means to enjoy protocol and guess what? He is enjoying it."
"I agree there. Anyway when The Buzz was selected to become the chief minister he was from a poor area with no pretensions at least with respect to his appearance and I would advise some counseling..."
"Ha ha ha I also noticed those round sun glasses he wore when the Khan was addressing the convocation...."
"The Buzz needs some advice on fashion - and perhaps Sherry Rehman or Shazia Marri or Maryam Nawaz or Tehmina Daultana or..."
"You are being mean, you know The Buzz is not comfortable with women. How about Jehangir Tareen?"
"To be able to afford the glasses favoured by Tareen, The Buzz may have to engage in some innovative personal money fuelling..."
"Don't be facetious."