"What protocol did Imran Khan provide to visiting world leaders that neither Zardari sahib nor Nawaz Sharif provided?"
"I know this one: he invited them to jog with him, can't imagine either Zardari sahib or Nawaz Sahrif actually jogging - if I recall correctly Nawaz Sharif when he was much younger used to walk in Lahore parks as a form of exercise and before you say anything walking is aerobic, it's known as a good cardio exercise and..."
"And surprise, surprise Nawaz Sharif is the only one amongst the three national party leaders who has a heart problem."
"Don' be facetious, you and I both know that there are other factors that lead to having a proclivity towards one disease over another, I am of course referring to hereditary factors and then..."
"OK, OK, but didn't the Crown Prince bring his own gym equipment with him so I don't think he jogged with The Khan. I reckon The Khan may have given instructions to purchase state of the art exercise equipment for state guests from friendly countries...."
"State of the art gym equipment can be very expensive."
"So?"
"So it might cost a lot more than the sale of the buffaloes and the old cars and..."
"Hey, the state guests from these friendly countries have given us billions of dollars and you are grudging them state of the art gym equipment that couldn't be more than say two to three million and..."
"But how would you define the head of government of a friendly country, I mean we are friendly with all countries except India and..."
"I reckon a country that parks at least 2 to three billion dollars in our central bank and gives us special trade advantages and..."
"That's kind of a transactional relationship - I thought we are going beyond..."
"That's the way it starts and then evolves into a non-transactional good relationship and..."
"We had that with the US for over thirty to forty years and we still have a transactional..."
"OK, back off, this is in the new Pakistan, anyway when I said The Khan gave protocol to the Crown Price that was never given before I was referring to his driving the Prince during his visit..."
"Oops, I heard this accounted for some tension in Banigala and..."
"What do you mean?"
"Imran Khan's Wife III (IKW III) has never been driven around by The Khan and she has registered her serious..."
"Oh, stop it! Don't be facetious."