"I heard that our Ivanka Trump is mad at you."
"Why in heaven's name. RIT is an extremely attractive, financially astute and..."
"RIT as in relegated to informal titles?"
"Don't be facetious; RIT as in Royal Ivanka Trump - anyway there is nothing informal about the First Daughter - she attended high level meetings with world leaders during the G20 summit and yes I saw the tape where she is being ignored by world leaders including Christine Lagarde of the International Monetary Fund who I would like to warn that a Trump never forgives and forgets, kinda like Nawaz Sharif and Daughter and..."
"What can Trump do to Lagarde?"
"She is resident in Washington DC as the Managing Director of the IMF so Trump may direct Immigration not to let her enter the country..."
"Lagarde would be the next European Central Bank president so she would be leaving the US shortly, besides I don't think Trump can change rules and procedures, unlike The Khan who has directed the Law Ministry to change the rules of business of prisons and assemblies for politicians who are currently residing at a location for which they do not have ownership papers, and no it's not a benami asset and..."
"Don't be facetious; anyway, I want to cite a French proverb, there are no beautiful prisons or ugly loved ones."
"Indeed, though some loved ones are uglier than others, and yes you can ask Shahbaz Sharif..."
"Stop, there is no division in that family. The deal includes Maryam Nawaz's departure from Pakistan with her daddy or such is what the rumour mill says so Shabaz Sharif will hold considerable sway over the party......"
"London is a hop skip and a jump away for our rich politicians..."
"True, but anyway Nelson Mandela said in my country we go to prison first and then become President."
"In that case The Khan represents naya Pakistan but talking of our Ivanka Trump, Jehangir Tareen, he remains very visible, a force to contend with, though he holds no office."
"Indeed he is a shining example of back room diplomacy, of untiring assistance to the government as and when requested, and..."
"Are you angling for a portfolio?"
"No, just a free ride in his plane, I hear it's really comfortable."