"I have always liked FC who, granted, regards himself as TC..."
"Who in the world are you talking about?"
"Fawad Chaudhry who considered himself Top Cat though we all know there is only one TC in that party and that is... any guesses?"
"The Khan?"
"No, The Khan is not TC but..."
"Don't use the infidel's proverb when talking of The Khan, I beseech you."
"Beseech, really! That's kind of an old world word and The Khan is the leader of the Youth, not Bilawal who may have youth but not the youth vote."
"Agreed, but don't use the phrase you were going to use."
"How can you be sure of what I was going to say?"
"You were going to say TD, as in Top Dog."
"Let me correct you here - The Khan loves dogs but in the Medina ki Riyasat (Medina administration) you write it as ERD - Eminently Respected Dogg."
"Don't be facetious anyway could you tell me what is it about FC that you like so that I can pass it onto Naeemul Haq, Firdous Ashiq Awan, the Mufti incharge of the Ruet Hilal Committee, some employees (contractual) of PTV when he was Minister for Information, and then..."
"Hey, the number of his detractors is a lot less that The Khan and that's where the cookie crumbles."
"Oh be realistic, who are you getting lessons on how to be realistic from? The Advisor to the Prime Minister on Finance?! I mean really!"
"But The Khan does have many more detractors than FC..."
"Yes he does but not within the party....anyway I like FC because he tells it like it is."
"Has he ever criticised The Khan?"
"No, but he has admitted that there are some flaws in the country's economic policies for example and..."
"Which is perhaps why he lost his first job and is now the Minister of Science and Technology."
"By the way who did you mean when you said TC is not The Khan?"
"Our very own Ivanka, Jehanghir Tareen."
"Ha ha ha."