"I have one suggestion for one person who participated in the star-studded jalsa in Muzaffarabad - the jalsa convened to express solidarity with the Kashmiris in India."
"I know where you are going with this, I also thought it was a tad inappropriate to conduct it as The Khan's typical jalsa."
"What did you expect; for it to be conducted as a Nawaz Sharif or a Zardari jalsa?"
"You Khanzadehs must learn to listen to a complete sentence before launching an attack. All I meant was the guy who introduced The Khan to the public should not have begun by saying those who love The Khan should express their love for him by clapping, I mean The Khan is now the Prime Minister and the jalsa was to express solidarity with the Kashmiris and it would have been more appropriate to ask the public to clap in support of the Kashmiris and..."
"Well I heard that a lot of those who participated in the jalsa as members of the public went from Islamabad...."
"Stop immediately, as they say in Monopoly do not stop at Go and do not collect 200 and..."
"I am a Khanzadeh too, you know, anyway the suggestion I had did not relate to The Khan at all."
"Oh so why did you begin..."
"I didn't; you are the one who tried to guess what I was going to say, and need I add inaccurately. All I wanted to say was that I have great respect for Gandapur, he is the relevant Minister for Kashmir Affairs and Gilgit-Baltistan..."
"If you are going to say The Khan should have appointed a Kashmiri for the position then I would ask you whether Nawaz Sharif appointed a Kashmiri, I mean there was the Maulana as the parliamentary committee chair and..."
"Nawaz Sharif is himself a Kashmiri."
"Stop before I lose my temper."
"OK, OK, I concede whatever it is you want me to concede; my advice is to Mr Gandapur and..."
"I thought he spoke well..."
"Please I beg you hear me out before responding to what you think I will say, and need I add you haven't been right about what I was going to say even once."
"So say it and be done!"
"Gandapur sahib your long hair is much appreciated, I hope it will contribute to ending gender profiling..."
"Say it for God's sake."
"Gundapur sahib please start blow drying your hair or do as they do in Islamabad - tie it into a ponytail you know Rabbani and a chief justice did that, for neatness."
"You are so shallow."