"I have a theory."
"Oh dear Lord not now when the country, nay the entire world, is struggling to overcome the pandemic and..."
"But..."
"Please, I don't want you to begin to talk about the wrath of God because if the clubs and bars have closed down so have all places of worship...and...and...wait, I acknowledge the virus is a wake-up call for us as improvements are clearly visible in air quality - and I saw a fox and a family of wild boar today in Islamabad. But I wasn't referring to the few pros and the massive cons of the virus that faces mankind today, my theory pertained to politics and..."
"I feared that. I mean this is not the time for a conspiracy theory. As Ashiq Awan says..."
"She is not being treated fairly, Container Shah has disappeared who needs to enforce social distancing while she is expected to work double time and..."
"Each portfolio has its own requirements, but I would urge The Khan to desist from taking political decisions, and I am referring to inaugurating his tiger force..."
"Tiger as in the emblem of the PML-N?!"
"Ha ha yes, but maybe The Khan reckons that his tiger force would dissipate the lure of the PML-N voters tendency, perhaps instinctive by now, to mark the tiger during elections."
"Don't be facetious, but anyway going back to my theory I reckon Shahbaz Sharif's return at this time indicates a deal more than...than even when Nawaz Sharif was allowed to depart for the UK, Maryam Nawaz's silence..."
"For what objective?"
"Punjab where LB is spreading concern whenever he addresses the media because of poor delivery of speech and..."
"LB?"
"Lacklustre Buzz, anyway Punjab remembers Shahbaz Sharif's successful tackling of dengue and so..."
"Oh get it, the theory of an alternate has resurfaced but one question: isn't Nawaz Sharif the alternate rather than the younger brother?"
"Welcome to the post-Coronavirus paradigm which may or may not reach its final goal but there you are!"
"There we all are."