"Yeh alam showk ka deekha na jai...translated it means this level of interest or zest is difficult to perceive..."
"Yep, that's Ahmed Faraz's work and...and his son Shibli Faraz is the Minister for Information, the third during the rein of The Khan and I would imagine his zest to defend knows no bounds..."
"Rein, Really?"
"Well, in spite of all odds, The Buzz stays and such stubbornness is only evident in kingships, not democracies."
"You know I blame Nawaz Sharif for all of The Khan's current, defined as post-becoming the Prime Minister, proclivities."
"Are you referring to Nawaz Sharif's refusal to get rid of Ishaq Dar who did an accountant instead of an economist's job while The Buzz is the butt of jokes and would be the reason for a setback in the Punjab."
"When I said The Khan's current proclivities can be laid at the doorstep of the Elder Sharif I meant what he is doing is the exact opposite of what his predecessor did..."
"You mean he never went for an offshore company?"
"Oh shush, besides The Khan's company was dissolved when the money was brought back and while I reckon Mossack Fonseca is no longer the recipient of the Sharif wealth..."
"Hey move on, everyone else has."
"OK, so Nawaz Sharif never held any meetings and that is all The Khan does, hold one meeting after another after another, some of the roving ministers, who have been affiliated with more than one party, have complained bitterly about wasting time in these meetings...."
"And I guess the other is speaking extempore at international fora... I would urge the prime minister to stop that, mistakes can be made and...and fluency of speech is compromised again and again and again and no other world leader does this, not even those whose native language is English and..."
"I would urge the Prime Minister to issue a notification making it a criminal offense to criticize him or his policies."
"The US President has issued a directive against Twitter because it dared to fact check his latest tweet but he is unlikely to succeed..."
"Fact or fat check?"
"It's no joking matter - anyway I would urge The Khan to offer the services of our National Accountability Bureau (NAB) to Trump to get rid of all his enemies, in the media, in the legislature, in the..."
"Don't be facetious."