Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The rupee slide “This policy has disappointed The Khan’s die hard supporters…and the large number of undecided who voted for... Updated 01 Oct, 2021 03:29pm
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The key is the question asked “Hear ye hear ye; all survey companies!” “Hmmm, that surprises me, aren’t you the one who accused survey... Published 30 Sep, 2021 04:15am
Opinion MPS: three observations On 20 September 2021 Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) announced its decision to raise the discount rate by 25 basis... Published 27 Sep, 2021 05:51am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: FIA's cyber wing "That's interesting!" "What? That Nawaz Sharif's ID card was used for getting vaccinated. I mean what's the big... Published 25 Sep, 2021 04:59am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The key difference between messages “Tarin sahib, and I have great respect for him cause he amongst all the finance ministers we have, had got the... Published 24 Sep, 2021 04:40am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The fake news challenge “Methinks my editor is not a fan of The Khan’s.” “Fake news!” “Excuse me? I did not state it as a ... Published 23 Sep, 2021 04:35am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Cricket conspiracy "And another cricket team has cancelled its tour." "It's a conspiracy against this hapless country that has paid... Published 22 Sep, 2021 03:48am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Refusing to learn from history "What do you find so amusing! I went weekly shopping on Sunday and the amount of money I had taken with me, based on... Published 21 Sep, 2021 04:10am
Opinion Economy once again in crisis There is one point of agreement between government stalwarts and critics alike: it is critical for the government to... Published 20 Sep, 2021 05:23am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Nishtar has never been criticised "Who is one Cabinet member who is not criticised by anyone?" "Has to be a quiet one, you know someone who stays... Published 18 Sep, 2021 04:02am
Opinion Partly Facetious: Our Sarah Palin is Maryam Nawaz? "The Khan and Gill the Fish..." "Excuse me! Are you out of your mind - taking the name of the Bestower and Bestowed... Published 17 Sep, 2021 03:52am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Targeted cash subsidy rolled out “Subsidy will be targeted so stated our Finance Minister and the objective: to insulate the poor from ... Published 16 Sep, 2021 04:02am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: Please brush up your Urdu "You have to see the glass as half full - I mean such pessimism on all matters is not healthy for you." "So you... Published 15 Sep, 2021 04:19am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The Khan’s popularity “I don’t see any political party seeing the signs.” “What signs?” “The era of cohabitation is with us... Published 14 Sep, 2021 03:55am
Opinion A recalcitrant rupee: Deliberate policy or otherwise? The rupee-dollar interbank parity is close to the historical high of 168.8 (15 August 2020) this week past with a... Updated 13 Sep, 2021 09:30am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: The envy night “I know The Khan’s pet peeve; do you know The Maulana’s?” “Don’t use the two names in one sentence –... Published 11 Sep, 2021 03:36am
Opinion PARTLY FACETIOUS: A scholarship fund "Hear ye, hear ye, Pakistanis...please be generous - I am setting up a fund, a scholarship fund..." Published 10 Sep, 2021 04:41am
Opinion Partly Facetious: Welcome to the nth degree “Another Sheikha’s prediction has bitten the dust.” “Hey be respectful – the guy is your Interior ... Published 09 Sep, 2021 03:56am
Opinion Partly Facetious: The Sheikha "Our very own Sheikha says that the Taliban have pledged to ensure that Afghan soil will not be used to launch ... Published 08 Sep, 2021 04:06am