PARTLY FACETIOUS: The difference between Nawaz & Shahbaz

ARTICLE: "The Buzz will go far."

"I reckon he has gone as far as luck would have it."

"You dare talk of luck! His boss says he is quietly doing a lot of good, just not projecting it in the media..."

"Does that mean Chauhan the Mouthpiece is not doing his job properly?! This is his second stint in the position and let me tell you that unlike Nawaz Sharif who insists on making the same mistake again and again to prove he was always right...

"And I am sure if his party is reelected he will still make the same mistake that got him out of power..."

"Ha, ha, yes indeed, because being Nawaz Sharif is about never admitting mistakes while being Shahbaz Sharif is to gently, very gently, convince your older brother of the mistakes that always lead him to prison..."

"There are differences between the elder brother's exile in the lap of luxury in Saudi Arabia at the Royal's expense and his current sojourn in the UK in luxury at his own expense... OK, OK, The Khan reckons the expense was borne by the people of this country and..."

"Indeed, but I reckon there are other more relevant similarities, many more so than the differences..."

"But the conviction with respect to the Panama Papers..."

"Right, but both times from jail to abroad....."

"I guess, but going back to the Buzz, he gave up his chair to the Prime Minister and sat like a supplicant during the Khan's recent visit to Lahore, as always."

"I would like to quote a Belizean proverb to you..."

"I don't even know where Belize is."

"You didn't even know who The Buzz was till he was hand-picked as the chief minister of the largest province."

"Hey when you hand pick fruit from an orchard you do realize that some may be ripe, some may be raw..."

"Oh dear Lord!"

"Anyway., going back to the Belizean proverb which I thought was very relevant..."

"Did Belize get its loan repayments deferred like we did?"

"Well, OK there is that similarity with us but going back to the proverb it is: don't call the alligator a big-mouth till you have crossed the river."

"Good one but then the Belizeans may know when they see the alligator and the name of the river - we rarely do here..."

"Oh dear Lord give me patience."