Partly Facetious: He makes no distinction between sexes

"May I please request the President to look above?"
"Hey he is a religious man, he does look above and prays to God on a regular basis. Why else do you think he gets a trusted staff member to sacrifice a goat every other day?"
"Who is the trusted staff member? Babar Awan?"
"Not economically feasible: Babar Awan would charge a very high rate for the goat; besides the President would never be sure if the goat is sacrificed on his behalf and not that of Awan himself!"
"You are being facetious."
"But when I request the President to look above I mean on the wall behind him; there is a photograph of his late wife which we all appreciate - she is not only his late wife but also the spiritual leader of his party - but right next to her photograph is his own photograph. Who has his or her own photograph up on the wall I ask you!"
"President Zardari evidently... but anyway having the two pictures side by side he may actually be sending a message: that a husband and wife are equal. Isn't that what he said recently: that men and women are equal and stated that he makes no distinction between Bilawal and his sisters."
"The land he has in Islamabad - isn't the co-owner Bilawal and not the sisters?"
"I am sure he has other land that he owns jointly with his daughters!"
"I suppose you are right."
"What I am beginning to like about our President is the fact that he makes no distinction between sexes. Even male and female rooh's, the translation of which is spirit I guess, are equal he said. I consider this thinking out of the box yet again."
"Right that's our man, President Zardari! Always thinking out of the box! But I always thought rooh is gender neutral."
"Don't be facetious my friend."