Partly Facetious: The maulanas are kinda calm these days

"So who is responsible for corruption?"
"If you can prove it then take your proof to court."
"The onus of preparing a case rests with the government."
"An inquiry has been ordered, and if you are referring to an inquiry of the Hajj scandal then the President has directed Rehman Malik to institute an inquiry and the Prime Minister has set up a committee to look into the matter. Meanwhile, the PM has told Swati and the Minister of Religious Affairs to stop making public statements against each other."
"He didn't tell Shahbaz Sharif who wants..."
"He is not under the PM's control."
"Is Rehman Malik?"
"OK, I see where you are going with this but there are people who are under his control. I can't think of any right now but there are."
"So two inquiries and no one held accountable yet is that what you are saying?"
"If you have proof as I said before take it to court."
"What are you? A closet jiyala?"
"I have come out in the open..."
"Hey stop! If the maulanas understand what you are referring to then they would charge you with..."
"The maulanas are kinda calm these days - they have the chairmanship of the Islamic Ideology Council."
"That is for not being in the assembly when the bill for the reformed general sales tax comes to parliament."
"I see, but anyway God bless the maulanas - they haven't focused on the closet jiyalas yet."
"Don't be facetious, besides there is a difference between the Zardis and the jiyalas now."
"So what are you?"
"I am a jiyala."
"No wonder you live in a rented house and can't afford to buy new clothes for your children."
"And I have no house in London."
"Right."