Partly Facetious: The alliance seems rather holy

"Mitt the twit, I like that."
"What about Obama the Llama."
"It rhymes but other than that I am not sure it describes Obama's personality."
"A llama is domesticated, I hear Michelle has him on a tight leash."
"Don't be facetious, but you know what's funny is that Obama accuses Mitt the Twit of being too corporate to understand the average American's needs while Mitt the Twit considers Obama as a failure in turning the economy around mainly because of his anti- business policies."
"Ah these Americans, I simply do not understand them."
"Whatever do you mean?"
"They are talking issues."
"Issues as they see them, Mitt the twit blundered in the UK when he expressed dissatisfaction over the Olympic preparations, reminds me of Bush when he said he shouldn't be expected to import flu medicine from the UK implying that the country just wasn't advanced enough to prepare fuel medicine, and in Israel Romney more or less allowed the Israelis to go attack Iran and then he said Israelis are more successful than Palestinians because of cultural differences and ignoring the billions of dollars of annual assistance to Israel."
"Ah yes, a healthy dose of racism, I like that...makes Obama the Llama more attractive even though what he did to Pakistan is so much more than what Bush did."
"And the fact that the Israelis are not embargoed from that little piece of land."
"Right, but Mitt is not yet the president so can you lay off him."
"Talking of medicines Bush should have bought flu medicine from Pakistan. Ours would have left many Americans who took it in a state of ecstasy."
"Since when did flue medicine...ah you mean flue medicine has ephedrine compound."
"Indeed, and now the net has widened and Hanif Abbasi of the PML (N) as well as a man who has a chain of drug stores in the capital is implicated."
"Oh dear, but then we do agree that there is an unholy alliance between politicians, the already rich and more wealth."
"From where I am sitting the alliance seems rather holy."
"Don't be facetious."