Partly Facetious: Where did the cookie crumble?

"I am reminded of Container Malik."
"Container Malik?"
"Rehman Malik whose middle name is Container... he continued containerising our cities and towns even after angry crowds over turned containers and even though the long march containers were never put to use as Container Malik had no clue where the cookie crumbled."
"Where did the cookie crumble?"
"In GHQ which refused to come in aid of the containers, when the long march led by Nawaz Sharif for the restoration of the judiciary was in full swing!"
"Oh, but why rely on containers? I mean they don't really stop angry crowds like you said."
"But the containers are accompanied by enhanced police, rangers and army presence."
"So without the containers law enforcement agencies would not be able to control the situation you reckon?"
"Well, you remember the riots in the UK..."
"Where the police looked at video footage and arrested all those who were on camera looting and destroying property."
"Yes, but Container Malik told me that had the UK police followed his wise policy of containers they would not have had the looting and the destruction of private property."
"Don't be facetious, but I wonder if the British government has access to that many containers."
"Hey, it's a maritime country so they should have more containers than we do."
"Well, we have containers because God bless the Americans they are using our port to transport to Afghanistan - goods but not arms and ammunition, right that was the deal."
"Don't be facetious."
"Well, seriously there are so many containers in Pakistan courtesy the Americans and lets be honest the Americans have come to our aid yet again."
"The $3 billion may not have helped our government as much as the containers I reckon."
"You are being facetious today aren't you?"
"I get like that when I am forced to triple the time spent en route to office."