Partly Facetious: Why Godil wasn't at Nine-Zero?

"The two attacks on two prominent politicians - one the Punjab Home Minister and the other the veteran MQM leader - has once again focused attention on law and order."
"Right you are, the nation was rejoicing on 14th August because there was a general feeling that law and order situation had improved dramatically after the launch of Zarb-e-Azb and the Karachi operation, and need one add the Punjab government was seen to have finally become proactive in seeking out terrorists and destroying their hideouts but with these two attacks the nation is plunged in despair."
"I would disagree - I would argue that the nation's resolve to further degrade terrorists has further strengthened but I have one question, a difficult one: while I can see why the Punjab Home Minister was attacked because clearly he had been extremely vocal in his attacks on the Taliban I can't quite see the purpose of the attack on Godil..."
"The MQM has been subjected to terror as Altaf bhai has repeatedly stated and..."
"I agree, but I can't fathom why the senior MQM leader was not already in Nine-Zero to be part of the talks with Maulana Fazlur Rehman? Did Altaf bhai change the Raabita Committee members again?"
"This is not the time or the place to be facetious."
"But was he a member of the Raabita Committee or not at the time he was attacked?"
"I am not sure, but he remained a staunch loyalist and I would urge you not to go the route taken by the disreputable residents of the capital who take pleasure in conspiracy theories..."
"If you can't have conspiracy theories in the capital then where would you generate them?"
"Well, there is Raiwind, the Chaudhry's residence in Lahore close to FC College, Mansoora of the Jamaat-e-Islami, Bani Gala of the Khan and lets not forget the ever increasing number of Bilawal Houses through the length and breadth of Pakistan."
"You know I would urge Zardari sahib to adopt a more balanced policy."
"The deal with the Sharifs..."
"At least you should refrain from conspiracy theories - all I was referring to was that the next batch of houses he has ownership of he should name them after his two daughters."
"Now that is fair."