"Let the National Assembly pass yet another resolution, and need I add resolutions are Zardari sahib's gift to the nation."
"But resolutions mean not too much anymore, right? I mean the Punjab Assembly passed a resolution in support of Mian sahib's offspring's offshore accounts and if Mian sahib reckons the National Assembly will pass a similar resolution then he is very much mistaken."
"Can't you be a bit more sympathetic towards your prime minister? He is not well and he is off to London town for a check-up."
"I ask you: why can't our doctors do a check up of our party leaders especially those who develop illnesses subsequent to some serious challenge to their rule?"
"Mian sahib's doctor is in Park Lane..."
"No my friend, in the UK, the good doctors have offices in Harley Street, Park Lane is where Mian sahib will reside with his close family members, and by close he no longer includes his brother or his family or his brother's maverick wife or..."
"Does it include the samdhi Dar?"
"Dar has been absolutely quiet on the subject and if I recall correctly he was the Sharif family's accountant in the late 1980s early 1990s before he got more ambitious and wanted a federal ministry."
"One question: Dar's bahu (daughter in law) is Mian sahib's daughter and her name is not on the list of those with offshore accounts in Mossack Fonseca, why is that?"
"What do you want from Dar? Another affidavit? I tell you don't torture the fellow, you know his capacity to take torture is much less than that of other politicians."
"Don't be facetious besides torture is not something that a person like me can undertake."
"You heard of mental torture?"
"I guess, but you began by referring to a resolution that should be passed by the assembly right?"
"Yes right, I urge the assembly to pass a resolution making London our second capital....all the major leaders are either in London or expected to arrive there this week: the MQM chief is a long term resident there, Zardari sahib is reportedly there, Mian sahib is off to London today which may lead to a shut up call to Aitzaz Ahsan and then there is the Khan leaving on Thursday and..."
"Bilawal is coming to Islamabad."
"I said all leaders!"
"But Bilawal..."
"I rest my case."
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