PARTLY FACETIOUS: When PM wears shalwar kameez...

"I disagree with you... clothes do make a man."
"You are so very shallow, it's the substance of the man my friend..."
"Nope, don't agree. Take Mian sahib for example, when he wears suits that he gets made especially in the UK he cannot whip up passion, however when he wears shalwar kameez there is passion, there is sarcasm, there is an entire range of emotions...."
"Silly chap, the passion on display depends on the venue. Now when he is addressing his nawalas then he is passionate, these are people who support him, but when he addresses the United Nations General Assembly he has to be cold and logical if you know what I mean..."
"Not that cold surely!? His delivery was so lackluster that even though I agreed with all that he said I wasn't moved which incidentally explains why no one but the Pakistani media and perhaps the Indian media picked it up."
"Do you think his two advisors, Sartaj Aziz and Fatemi, could have done any better? Or even Maleeha Lodhi who is our Ambassador..."
"Mian sahib chose well... but tell me who would you have chosen to deliver a speech..."
"I would have selected Malala Yousafzai."
"She is too young and..."
"Granted, but she is loved the world over and don't forget can get to meet the US President when our prime minister cannot."
"But..."
"OK, if not her then how about the Khan, he makes some impassioned pleas and..."
"Mian sahib will reportedly take him on the same day as the Raiwind march and PTI eat your heart out Mian sahib will be wearing shalwaar kameez that day."
"And the waistcoat?"
"What?"
"The waistcoat, you shallow person, oops, did I say shallow I meant status conscious."
"You are so bad."