PARTLY FACETIOUS: Political implications for political parties
"Nah nah nah pooh pooh..."
"What are you? Two years old?"
"You Khanzadahs simply do not understand the extent of the powers of the head of government."
"You mean notwithstanding that foreign relations are the domain of the establishment, hey hold your horses let me finish, I am just stating ground realities, and military operations relating to domestic law and order - first Zarb-e-Azb and now Raddul Fasaad - have political implications for political parties if the angry retorts by senior members of political parties on disappearances is the most often used word I believe is anything to go by..."
"Notwithstanding all this... a head of government can still make the life of people like you and me extremely difficult."
"You mean have me picked up and tortured? I will go the same route as my hero AID and become an Approver..."
"Oh shush, you silly, torture is not usually the preferred option of civilian governments, yes having someone beaten up may be one but that too is dated cause it generates criticism and may cost votes, no, the preferred way is to get an institution to take away your very home and..."
"I don't get you."
"CDA has declared the Khan's Bani Gala's residence as illegal and submitted this to the Supreme Court and CDA contends in the report that the construction in zones III and IV are in violation of the zoning code and..."
"The Man with the Mother of All Visions Ahsan Iqbal also has a house somewhere there - is that illegal too?"
"I am not sure but you have to give Mian sahib credit - he decided to give CDA reins to a man close to his heart and additionally gave him the status of a state minister so Khan eat your heart out!"
"But...but it's Mian sahib who has the heart condition not the State Minister or the Khan."
"Don't be facetious."
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