Partly Facetious : Anger management courses

"I thought the deal was for Maryam Nawaz not to verbally attack anyone but The Khan..."
"That's who she did attack after commiserating with a PML-N supporter family that lost a dearly loved one and..."
"Hmmm, I am not so sure - saying that The Khan was installed rather than elected is not really sticking to the terms of the deal that I hear was forged."
"Hey the Sharifs did not honour a written agreement when they left for Saudi Arabia so why do you expect them to honour an unwritten deal."
"That's certainly true so why did they take poor Zardari sahib to task I mean that's double standards is it not!"
"Yes, but any politician who doesn't engage in double standards is not considered worthy of the profession."
"The Khan is pretty honest and..."
"And has double standards - his cabinet is the same size if not larger than Nawaz Sharif's, his handling of the economy is identical to Nawaz Sharif's and here I am referring to giving loans at subsidized rates with small equity; and I bet you anything banks would be reluctant to extend loans to these people and I wonder if the national banks or the State Bank would be in a position to follow this policy after the IMF loan is approved and..."
"Ah yes but going back to Maryam Nawaz she must be careful about her anger, you know there are some anger management courses she can take..."
"I don't know of any place in Pakistan where anger management courses are offered."
"I heard Murad Saeed is going to open a school for that and there would be a special rate offered to politicians..."
"Murad Saeed will not accept her as a politician!"
"Don't be facetious."
"Anyway, Maryam Nawaz would rather go back to jail than attend a course at Murad Saeed's school. Besides I would urge Murad Saeed to reconsider giving special rates to politicians....I mean they are one of the richest sub groups in this country..."
"It's a six-month course, special rate for Nawaz Leaguers in dollars - one million with an automatic exemption from appearing when summoned by the National Accountability Bureau, the same rate and condition applies to PPP leadership, Maulana Fazlur Rehman and his party members would pay 2 million dollars for enrollment..."
"And others? PTI?"
"PTI rate is 3000 per month, MQM is no longer an angry party, Asfandyar Wali is in Dubai..."
"And The Khan gets pretty angry too, what would Murad Saeeed..."
"The Khan's anger is fully justified, so leave him be."