Partly Facetious : Khan's party has an ideology

"All our political parties have some fetish or the other."
"Fetish? You call it ideology silly!"
"Nope ideology is one thing our political parties do not focus on at all. They have slogans you know roti kapra makaan of Z A Bhutto that two generations later the party leadership has not been able to improve upon and..."
"Yes the party has, now they talk of sacrifices, judicial murder of Bhutto and....and political murder of his daughter and they say they are willing to give more sacrifices for democracy and..."
"And that is why the party provides heavy security, around 20 to 30 car full, to its leaders hunh!"
"Hey there is giving sacrifice and then there is being stupid."
"Hmmm but hang on after two generations the slogan of roti kapra aur makaan should have become redundant."
"Ah it's the commitment of the party to its founder's ideals that must be appreciated."
"Don't be facetious anyway then we have Nawaz Sharif and his senior party leaders' obsession with hair though in recent months the elder Sharif seems to have abandoned his hair implantation strategy...."
"Does that mean a less green Pakistan...."
"I said implants not plants."
"Sorry but The Khan's party has an ideology and yes I know what you are going to say but he has to deal with these opposition leaders once and for all...."
"They all tried to deal with opposition once and for all and no one succeeded. Ziaul Haq tried to finish off PPP, the PPP tried to finish off PML-N, the PML-N tried to finish off PPP and now the PTI is trying to finish off PPP and PML-N and I tell you the chance of success is less than 15 percent."
"OK but that's not the fetish of The Khan party."
"Don't say multiple marriages because that is only The Khan...."
"Nope they reckon if they are shown driving a car common people will identify with them. The Khan has driven heads of Arab nations to and from the Prime Minister's House though the Qatari Emir didn't merit a drive back to the airport because he reportedly discussed the possibility of Nawaz Sharif's release..."
"Ha ha that's right and his poodle, The Buzz, was seen driving a car taking note of flooded areas of Lahore..."
"We are an Islamic country and..."
"All I meant was that what Blair was to Bush so is Buzz to The Khan."
"No comparison, anyway the Buzz does imitate The Khan...."
"Indeed and The Buzz offered a lift to more than 10 women many of whom were covered from head to toe, showing only their eyes..."
"Don't be facetious."