Partly Facetious: The Khan was extremely upset

"The Khan has two obsessions and the fault lies with Nawaz Sharif."
"Hey, you can't lay the blame for one's obsessions on another."
"You can do anything you want especially if the powers that be are on the same page."
"Don't be facetious."
"No I am serious. The Khan was extremely upset, like the rest of the country, with how after his meeting with Obama, Nawaz Sharif read out from a piece of paper....I mean it was embarrassing."
"The rest of the country?! Really!? You should join the ranks of our politicians because whatever outlandish claim they decide to make it is always on behalf of the people of this country...and really even our popular prime minister was voted to power with less than 50 percent of the voting public and out of those 50 percent I would imagine no more than 30 to 35 percent agree with everything he says."
"Hey, you forget even some members of the media talk on behalf of the entire population of this country."
"Publicitus, speaking on behalf of the public, is an extremely infectious, catchy for you, disease."
"I guess, anyway The Khan must accept that he is not such a great extempore orator. He is good in jalsas but then so was Nawaz Sharif and the former First Daughter, see in a jalsa you don't have to be rational or consistent but in a speech especially a televised speech you need to be rational and not ramble on like he did on Monday. I am sure had Nawaz Sharif not come out so badly reading a prepared statement The Khan wouldn't be obsessed with extempore speeches."
"Ha ha, and the irony is that the two's actions were an exact opposite."
"By the way The Khan urged the people to stop work for half an hour come out on public streets in support of the Kashmiris...noon to 12:30 every Friday..."
"The usual time given for such protest or solidarity is one minute, not half an hour."
"In the land of the pure it is 100,000-fold..."
"Stop being facetious, The Khan must make sure that his cabinet follows his exhortation and speaking of cabinet I hear Hafeez Sheikh is unavailable from noon to 3 pm, he sleeps so I wonder if he will be given an exemption."
"Oh, and what is the second attribute of The Khan that you blame on Nawaz Sharif?"
"Having too many cabinet meetings, see Nawaz Sharif rarely held a cabinet meeting but The Khan has broken all previous records... and it's a waste of time cause the ministers' performance hasn't improved compared to their predecessors."
"Indeed."