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Opinion

Partly Facetious : Imran is more stronger after his third marriage?

ARTICLE: "I haven't done marveling." "If you are referring to the re-emergence of Danyal Aziz on television after ...
Published June 10, 2020

ARTICLE: "I haven't done marveling."

"If you are referring to the re-emergence of Danyal Aziz on television after a gap of years..."

"He was disqualified by the Supreme Court for contempt, so couldn't stand for 2018 elections but his wife could and won."

"Ha, ha, ha."

"Why is that so funny? Many have been disqualified from holding public office for contempt - remember Gilani had to step down as the Prime Minister."

"I was laughing because I wasn't sure if he didn't appear on television for so long because of his conviction for contempt of court or because he was scared he may be slapped on national television for a second time."

"Naeemul Haq, God rest his soul, is no more, he departed this world quite a few months back and..."

"Right, but you have heard the expression once bitten twice shy!"

"Read my lips: Naeemul Haq is no more."

"Agreed, but there are many who are still there; Murad Saeed, Sheikh Rashid..."

"Murad Saeed may be tempted to follow Naeemul Haq but Sheikh sahib is under a self imposed quarantine..."

"Is that because he has corona or because he has run out of predictions?"

"Don't be facetious, I reckon even on ... ... Sheikh sahib would make a prediction."

"Right, and it would start with I may not have long to live, but Tarzan with his chimp Cheetah are going to foray into civilization that is represented by the national assembly..."

"Dear Lord! Anyway when I said I haven't done marveling I was not referring to Danyal Aziz but to The Khan."

"Hey, leave my leader, the king of tigers alone. The guy is at least honest and..."

"Granted, granted but I marvel at the fact that The Khan's predictive capacity has strengthened manifold after his third marriage."

"Don't be facetious, the guy is trying hard but he is consistently being misinformed by his ministers - I mean stating on public television that the nighaban website shows available ventilators and beds at each hospital to facilitate patients when the website does not work..."

"The example I would give is his forecast that the Coronavirus would peak in July and August."

"That's based on science."

"Well, as the maulvis argue the naked eye has to see the moon for the start of the new month and science be damned."

"Hmmmmm."

Copyright Business Recorder, 2020

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