Partly Facetious : Who has internationalized Kashmir issue?

ARTICLE: "The Kashmir cause has been...."

"Stop, before you say what I think you are going to say let me cite the Human Rights Minister...."

"A guided missile or so said one of her detractors!"

"Hmmm more like unguided missile, don't forget she was getting flack from within and out of the party for not being involved in how shall I put it internationalizing the Kashmir issue cause by and large as it is one of human rights abuses and..."

"Whether she is guided or unguided I reckon all are agreed that she is a missile."

"Ha ha that's right anyway I just wanted to caution you - the Kashmir issue has been mainly internationalized by Modi and The Khan and his team of merry men, with at least one unguided missile in their ranks, comes a distant second."

"But to be fair to her there are some other misguided missiles in the PTI ranks and I refuse to identify them, the fact however remains that the Army Chief and the ISI Chief are at present in Saudi Arabia, and whether it is a scheduled visit or the launch of a ballistic missile which needless to add has a much longer range than a ballistic guided or unguided missile..."

"Don't be facetious anyway with respect to the Kashmir cause I would like to bring it to the notice of the Prime, Minister that all the pro-Kashmir billboards displayed on the constitution avenue which houses the parliament, the President's house the Prime Minister's house, the supreme court, the..."

"I know it's the who's who of important official buildings; so what happened to the billboards with four time life-sized pictures of many cabinet ministers..."

"Nearly all fell down after the Monday night rains and they were littering the constitution avenue on Tuesday...."

"I urge the Prime Minister to fire the Capital Development Authority Chairman...."

"Isn't that portfolio with the Prime Minister?"

"Then I would urge the lower ranks of CDA to clean up and clean up quick before the PM sees it and gets angry and..."

"The billboards were placed outside the national assembly and the Prime Minister doesn't go there so I guess there is no danger of...."

"That is certainly true. So let the bill boards remain on the ground...."

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