“I like Maryam Aurengzeb, she is passionate and logical – I mean in our desi politics you can either be passionate or logical….”
“I had heard of a desi murghi (local chicken) not desi politics.”
“Well there you go, you learn something new everyday.”
“That’s true I learnt The Khan is democracy….”
“The Khan is into Islamic history and maybe he is taken by Al Hallaj who said….”
“Hush, if I recall my history Al Hallaj was executed.”
“Yes he was, anyway going back to some of our politicians who are passionate – I reckon the media teams irrespective of political affiliations have all been passionate about defending their lords and masters but it is in the nature of the beast that passion disables them from being logical.”
“Maryam Aurengzeb was and remains a member of her party’s media team.”
“True but she is displaying logic that is missing from others with the same job description in other parties.”
“See there you need to add that this is a recent phenomenon because her defense of the indefensible when the party was in power was as spirited….as….as well as…illogical.”
“What do you think of Shibli Faraz’s performance?”
“Hmmmm not a passionate man – I guess that kind of passion misses a generation…”
“Gill the Fish, or the Sheikh the loudest of them all…”
“Loud doesn’t make it logical anyway my point was that Maryam Aurengzeb abandoned logic recently by claiming that Shahazad Akbar disguises himself to visit where Shahbaz Sharif is incarcerated and has installed cameras to monitor Shahbaz Sharif which are watched by the Prime Minister….”
“Well the older bother had an issue with platelets so perhaps the PTI is making sure that Shahabz Sharif’s bowel movements…”
“Don’t be facetious….anyway my point was that if you are slim you can disguise your self as fat but if you are fat like Shahzad Akbar you cant go anywhere with that!”
“You can become fatter….”
“Then you need to buy new clothes - Shahzad Akbar’s shalwar kameez hangs on him as tight as a t-shirt and skin tight jeans…”
“He can wear a wig and...”
“No that surly mouth is too distinctive.”
“Maybe wear a beard to hide the mouth?”
“Nah…”
“I know how he would disguise himself! Dress as a woman and…”
“That doesn’t fly – jails are not gender neutral anywhere in the world.”
“I give up.”
Copyright Business Recorder, 2020
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