Partly Facetious: You can't compare Qadri with Imran

"We have so many conspiracy theories its kind of mind boggling."
"Right and the latest is that foreign governments are conspiring to destabilise Pakistan, and the evil countries include the US and need I add Canada has recently taken a place in the rank of evil countries..."
"That's because Tahirul Qadri is from Canada and need I add he is the cleric who was supported by the West for his non-fundamentalist views. Imran has links to the UK, his ex-wife and children hold UK nationality I reckon..."
"You can't compare Qadri with Imran. There are some fundamental differences."
"Well, the two are into dharnas and..."
"Hey, Qadri is contained in his container while Khan doesn't like it at all."
"There is that but anyway my question is why would US and Canada need Imran Khan and Tahirul Qadri to plot the destruction of our government? I mean Mian sahib God bless his soul is doing an exemplary job and...."
"I agree. Look at India: at one time we used to compare ourselves with India and now we simply cannot at any level."
"The military rule is responsible but now that we have democracy..."
"Excuse me, but our civilian governments haven't done too well either..."
"But before we can get rid of terrorism and this growing wave of fundamentalism where parliamentarians feel OK about criticising the listening of songs at dharnas and refer to the women attending as of loose moral character if you will..."
"Maulana Diesel and..."
"Hey, getting lucrative contracts from the government in return for support is kosher in our politics - it's been happening for so long but women and children enjoying songs ...tsk tsk."
"I propose that all political parties put in their manifestoes as to what they would do to provide entertainment to the people so that they do not have to go to dharnas to enjoy themselves."
"Right, simply lecturing their supporters is not enough."
"I agree, why don't they share with their supporters what they love most! Mian sahib should provide nihari, Maulana Diesel some free diesel, Zardari sahib some advice on reconciliation to change the mind set of whoever disagrees with him, Asfandyar Wali residency permits for UAE and..."
"Don't be facetious."