Partly Facetious: Leaders don't need actual degrees

"You reckon it's an either/or situation."
"Actions are always either or, I mean you can go to attend the Gallipoli function or you don't go to attend the function."
"Hey, our Prime Minister's son is resident there, he has a fantastic flat there and let's be honest it's nice to get the protocol..."
"Zardari sahib never attended the Gallipoli function. And he always said he was a student of history, though mind we have yet to be informed that he has actually got a degree..."
"Don't be facetious. Leaders don't need actual degrees and the era of the Musharraf mandated requirement of a BA degree to stand for elections is gone."
"Right, anyway Mian sahib calls himself an industrialist and an economist and a great leader and patriotic but he has never referred to himself as a student of history."
"Hey, back off will you, Gallipoli allowed him to meet Cameron and..."
"And Cameron is unlikely to form the next government what with the Scottish National Party indicating that it would not support Cameron in the event of a hung parliament and remember when Mian sahib was negotiating the trade deal with the Congress (I) government and it lost the elections and now with his meeting with Cameron..."
"Hey, we don't want Cameron, remember what he said about Zardari sahib, and so my friend Mian sahib's trip to attend the Gallipoli commemoration was in the spirit of reconciliation with the PPP..."
"You are being facetious, but when I asked you whether it's either or I was referring to the decision by the PML-N to go to the apex court and challenge the tribunal decision of NA 125..."
"Oh I see, and the gang of four was out: Pervez Rashid, Ahsan Iqbal, Anousha Rehman and...and...I guess the fourth member Khawaja Asif was perhaps kept out as a decision is awaited in his constituency as well and the three said the verdict did not mention that the very Sad Rafiq was involved in rigging..."
"There is one very important lesson to be learned from the PML-N reaction. The returning officers must be given politics 101 course, freshman level, namely that irregularities in favour of the losers is kinda stupid and they must desist from..."
"You are being facetious but my point is why can't the government go to the court as well as hold bye elections?"
"Not possible. Heard of double jeopardy? That applies to not being able to try an accused twice."
"Right, but that's for murderers only, now in politics it doesn't apply."
"You are being facetious."