Partly Facetious: Prime Minister doesn't fire anyone for poor performance

"What I cannot forgive is someone who refuses to be respectful of his benefactor."
"What are you a leader of a party? Party leaders bestow positions on those loyal to them and God bless Mian sahib he makes sure he appoints the least qualified person for a job and then supports him 100 percent and need I add possible conflict of interest is not taken into account..."
"Who are you talking about?"
"An accountant as an economist, a man with a history of attacking the army as the Defence Minister, the man not focused on water and power but on reportedly private matters to head the water and power ministry, the man who owns a private airline as the Petroleum Minister..."
"Before you go any further let me assure you that these guys have had two and a half years to get on the job training and are doing well."
"I see, so the economy is doing fine now with exports declining but the accounts are balanced by fudge and debt, the water and power ministry is unable to stop the burgeoning circular debt and the Qatar deal remains highly controversial..."
"You should be happy that Mian sahib is training more people, Maryam Nawaz made her debut as the heir apparent and..."
"Why, oh why didn't Mian sahib request Malala Yousafzai to join the official function in the White House...true that a daughter trumps a genuine heroine but the heroine would have elevated the function to an international audience and..."
"I bet the Khan wouldn't have done that!"
"The Khan has given his second wife the ambassadorship of street children."
"OK, but I wasn't referring to Mian sahib when I talked of being respectful to one's benefactor. I was referring to Shaharyar Khan handpicked by the man who shall remain nameless..."
"He is no longer nameless and is embarrassing Shaharyar Khan and his wife and his counterparts in India by saying that the wives were engaged in track-two diplomacy and..."
"I know how to resolve this issue."
"How? Fire the two gentlemen with zero experience in cricket?"
"Mian sahib doesn't fire anyone for poor performance, so that ain't gonna happen, I propose another tour of Zimbabwe and..."
"Don't be facetious."