Partly Facetious: A price one has to pay!

"There is something about big men..."
"Big men?"
"Large men, men who obviously like their food and in quantities..."
"Isn't that a sexist comment?"
"I guess so but it's to do with large men in this country and their nexus with slender men and I am referring to the average weight of MQM members and..."
"Oye stop, you are treading dangerous territory."
"Of being partisan or sexist or...or largest..."
"Largest?"
"Sexist from not being gender neutral, partisan from not being politically neutral and largest from not being average weight-wise or not being weight neutral if you will. And need I add I am proud of my non-neutrality on all counts."
"Don't be facetious anyway who are you referring to when you talk of largest?"
"First Nabeel Gabol, a lover of food and other condiments, and now Imran Ismail. Physically they do not match the average MQM supporter and yet the former joined the party briefly while the latter supported MQM in the recent Sindh wide mayoral elections much to the chagrin of the Nawalas and..."
"Perhaps, just perhaps it's a case of not that I love MQM more it's that I love nawalas less."
"More like I get one position in the elections and that my friend is the politics of reconciliation!"
"But speaking of the largest reminds me that Firdous Ashiq Awan is currently in the UK and met with former President Zardari."
"And here you must fully support her - unlike other politicians she learns lessons..."
"What lesson?"
"She has quit wearing heels my friend, because when she wore them last during her stint as the Information Minister she fell down and had to be hospitalised."
"Heels do look better than no heels."
"I hear she carries a large bag with her and walks on flats but once she sits down she takes the heels out and wears them."
"Oh dear, what about security checks of the bag?"
"The price she is willing to pay for looking good my friend."