Partly Facetious: Speaker has been placed in difficult position

"Why are you laughing... I certainly don't see anything funny."
"All you political pundits put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"I don't get it."
"Didn't you guys argue that the Speaker has been placed in a difficult position by those who bestowed him with the position because they filed a reference against the Khan and so he will have to reject references against the Khan as well as the Prime Minister..."
"Ah yes, but look at the glass as half full... change is clearly in the air and no Speaker anywhere in the world, including in our country, would have had the courage to be remembered as the PM..."
"Hey, there is only one PM and that is Mian sahib and..."
"Oh sorry, I meant Partisan Man."
"I think you are being a tad unfair to the Speaker. As you and I both know the Speaker's reelection bid was spearheaded by none other than the First Nephew and..."
"What about Marvi Memon? I mean she lost from her own constituency in Sindh and she was selected to run his campaign with the First Nephew and..."
"And you say Mian sahib doesn't learn any lessons! Did he ever use her again to canvass?"
"Ah right, but between you and me these guys who sport a Charlie Chaplin moustache..."
"I thought you pointed out earlier that Hitler too had that kind of moustache."
"Ayaz Sadiq and Hitler - nah?"
"Why not?"
"Because my friend he can switch off the mike only and that's about it."
"And take directions and follow in letter and spirit."
"To be fair to him the problem was not in his reasoning process but in his physical capacity."
"How in the world did you reach that conclusion?"
"He said he could not see any evidence in the references filed against the PM and Achakzai but saw evidence against the Khan in one reference....the guy clearly needs to get glasses."
"Don't be facetious."
"No seriously..."
"The glasses that the Nawalas wear are from one shop and..."
"Good it's a one stop shop - the way to our industrial revolution."
"Don't be facetious."