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"Reminds me of how the West was won movie."
"I don't get you. I mean surely Imran's decision not to attend parliament till minus Nawaz Sharif formula is implemented is not how the West was won."
"Good heavens no, and in any case I think Imran was angered as the media criticised him for holidaying in Nathiagali during an All-Party Conference (APC) on Indian belligerence - be it in real terms or in the Indian imagination - and the atrocities in Kashmir..."
"But wasn't Nawaz Sharif holidaying in London when the Indians began ratcheting up pressure on Pakistan including border violations as well as claims of surgical strikes and he is after all our chief executive and his presence back home was sorely required at the time. And wasn't Asif Zardari holidaying in Paris in 2010 when he was effectively the chief executive and this country was hit by devastating floods?"
"And that makes it our triple civilian brigade right? NS, AZ and IK..."
"Don't be facetious, but anyway that's not what I was referring to when I mentioned the movie how the West was won?"
"Are you referring to the landlords/waderas as the bad guys, those who are not required to pay taxes to boot as farm income is exempt from the payment of income tax by the centre and..."
"Well, landlords/waderas do operate as judge, jury and executioners reminiscent of how the West was won but that too is not what I was referring to. You want another chance to guess? Can I give you a hint?"
"I am truly stumped... give me a hint?"
"Footage during the APC showed that the Prime Minister was violating the courts directives."
"Hey, back off; the courts did not direct that the APC not be held and..."
"No my friend, but the courts have declared Farooq Sattar an absconder in more than 15 cases and non-bailable arrest warrants have been issued against him in the same cases as the elected Karachi mayor, who is in jail, and need I add not only did Mian sahib spend the most time shaking hands with the absconder but apparently directed his sidekick Dar to..."
"That is not what how the West was won is about my friend - the West was won after law and order came to the wild West so I guess you should refer to it as how the west is lost in our land."

Copyright Business Recorder, 2016

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