Partly Facetious: Undergoing a transition

"We must be very understanding of all those undergoing a transition."
"That's not Islamic is it?"
"What in the world do you mean?"
"Wait, by transition did you mean a sex change as in the West..."
"Hey this is Pakistan, which translates into the Land of the Pure, so no I am not referring to that kind of transition, I am referring to the transition in one's life."
"Oh you reckon Nawaz Sharif, his daughter...."
"Did I or did I not say that this is the Land of the Pure and no one, but no one, can get done in here because it's just not possible..."
"Don't be facetious, you and I know there is a hell of a lot of corruption in this Land of the Pure, besides the country's name was chosen by Jinnah, the father of the Nation, and he had some aspirations...."
"OK but speaking of transitions there has been many a transition lately."
"I agree Nawaz Sharif was disqualified his daughter has perfected the wave to crowds and...."
"Now all she needs is to perfect the font to use - I mean by using the wrong font she may face a perjury charge and....."
"Let's wait and see anyway these are transitions that took place last year, I am referring to a more recent transition."
"Not the Khan's proposal!"
"Yep the Khan's proposal - it's a transition in many lives - the bride and groom's, the five children of the bride and two of the groom, then there are the other relatives and..."
"But this transition is still in the works, not yet implemented as the Bride-To-Be's response is awaited."
"Right but the transition I was referring to, as per the former husband and son, is that the Khan effectively transitioned from being a follower of a spiritual guide to wanting a more physical relationship and that transition could not have been easy and only the Khan..."
"What are you? Under training of the Rana of Punjab? I mean he said that the Khan should have kept his eyes lowered in the house he visited for spiritual guidance and instead...."
"Hey love is spiritual and therefore all its manifestations are kosher."
"Speaking of spiritual guidance has the spiritual guardian of hundreds of thousands and also the Khan party's Vice Chairman Shah Mehmood Qureshi..."
"Nope he was not the Khan's spiritual guide. Hey the choice of who to select for your spiritual guide rests with you."
"Amen to that."