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Print Print 2018-07-12

Partly Facetious : Shahbaz doesn't understand women

"So between Shahbaz Sharif and Maryam Nawaz Sharif, who do you choose?"
Published July 12, 2018

"So between Shahbaz Sharif and Maryam Nawaz Sharif, who do you choose?"
"Shahbaz Sharif knows constitutional politics, knows how to govern and how to deliver though you may challenge his priorities, and need I add I think his dress sense is dapper and..."
"You didn't answer my question."
"OK, here goes: Shahbaz Sharif for all his many marriages does not understand women."
"Is that an answer to my question? If so then I am at a loss."
"Shahbaz Sharif has married a number of times and unlike The Khan he has married whoever he fancied, a trait he has passed onto his son and heir Hamza Shahbaz and..."
"I still don't get it. Do you choose Shahbaz Sharif or Maryam Nawaz Sharif?"
"Maryam Nawaz has never ever worked in her life and she is richer than Shahbaz Sharif so there."
"OK, but Maryam Nawaz Sharif has inherited the wealth or shall we say since both her parents are alive, she has been gifted this wealth while the First Uncle has kind of worked for it."
"OK, here is my question: between someone who is gifted wealth and someone who has worked for wealth who do you think can possibly be accused of money laundering and tax evasion which incidentally is a past time of all rich people, whether they are gifted money or they work for it, and..."
"That trait of the rich is what keeps accountants in employment."
"OK, I have to say this but an accountant whose wealth increases 93 times in less than seven years...."
"You are referring to Ishaq Dar no doubt and as you have shown a level of ignorance in your last statement let me correct you. Dar claims he made this amount not as an accountant but as an economist for a United Arab Emirates sheikh...."
"Why would a Sheikh with untold wealth choose an unqualified man for a position..."
"Dar maybe unqualified but he gained experience, courtesy Nawaz Sharif and..."
"The economy is in doldrums right now, courtesy Dar."
"Maybe, but Dar has experience as a finance minister; and that's where the cookie crumbles!"
"Man has it crumbled..."
"But in London my friend where the weather is good, there is no load shedding, National Accountability Bureau has no access as there is no extradition treaty and..."
"Yeah, yeah but wait, the story is not over yet."

Copyright Business Recorder, 2018

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