Partly Facetious: A Speaker in the jail

"So the latest jailbird is Siraj Durrani."
"Indeed, but who is he?"
"Man, you are so not with it. He is the guy who says the ayes have it the ayes have it in Sindh parliament."
"And I reckon the ayes in Sindh are Zardis dedicated to the..."
"To the welfare of the people of Sindh!"
"What about the children of Thar?"
"Imran Khan's Wife III should take responsibility for the children of Thar."
"Why? I mean it's not as if Sindh voted for The Khan."
"Wives of heads of government engage in some social welfare activity and IKW III has so far visited only a few foundations in Lahore and..."
"And the Pakpattan shrine!"
"Don't be facetious."
"OK, but I don't agree with you, unlike other wives of heads of government IKW III does not live in an official residence so..."
"Doesn't The Khan give her spending money from his salary as prime minister? I presume he does take his salary as there have been no statements claiming that he doesn't."
"I am not sure, but IKW III's husband was elected."
"OK, but if she doesn't want to engage in any political activity..."
"Dealing with the deaths of Thar children quietly out of the public eye..."
"Leave her be, apparently she prays a lot and I bet you she is praying for the Thar children and their souls. Anyway going back to Siraj Durrrani I would like to bring to your notice that his arrest and the PPP fallout with all members of the Sindh cabinet sitting outside his house in Karachi and Zardari sahib's press conference trumped the Prime Minister's statement in the media."
"The media is not happy with the government due to heavy losses attributed to The Khan policies and the merging of the electronic and print media into one regulatory authority and......"
"Hey, Durrani's arrest was bigger news than The Khan saying he is not happy with the prevailing tax behaviour and..."
"The Khan just doesn't listen does he? I said a long time ago that giving in charity to a hospital is not the same as giving taxes however honest the head of government maybe..."
"For your information he does listen to IKW III, I heard."