Partly Facetious ; We're learning some lessons

"Hey I heard that someone played a number on Parveen Rashid!"

"I have told you a hundred times, sort out your key board or else there maybe a defamation suit filed against you. The name is Parvez Rashid not Parveen Rashid."

"That's gender bias right there - I mean inadvertently, due to a keyboard problem, writing Parveen instead of..."

"Hush, besides I don't understand you Khanzadehs - I mean the guy has absolutely no teeth that would leave any mark even if he does try to bite, he is a diehard Nawaz Sharif and Former First Daughter loyalist so for Pete's sake let him be."

"If he is a Former First Daughter loyalist then how dare he leave her behind, I mean..."

"Stop sowing the seed of discord. Anyway for your information, it wasn't the Khanzadehs who played a number on him."

"Then...was it the Zardis, but you know these days the Zardis are more focused on seeking production orders or having their cases transferred to where the alleged crime took place and..."

"That's another thing I don't understand about you Khanzadehs, I mean can't you get these people for crimes committed in Islamabad for after all most of them were federal ministers and surely you can find some infraction of some law to legitimately hold them in the capital and..."

"Well, we are learning some lessons though let's be honest, the turncoats in our ranks, and most of them are federal ministers, have a history of not learning from their own past mistakes leave alone those committed by other party leaders."

"Right, so going back to someone who has done a number on Parveen Rashid I want to say..."

"You are being deliberate, I mean you never referred to Musharraf as Parveen!"

"Musharraf is a standalone name that's why."

"I give up."

"Anyway I heard that Shahbaz Sharif directed the cab driver who was to pick up Rashid to take him to Middlesex before bringing him to Park Lane..."

"I totally give up on you."